My newspaper carries a report by AFP that one in three Taiwanese women wants new husband. It says they would marry other men if they were given a second chance in life, according to a survey amid warnings that the island was facing an "infidelity crisis".
Incidentally, this thought-provoking "software program" was forwarded by my best friend, Sandra some days ago. It's also a good laugh. Enjoy!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, NO MONEY 3.0 and FOTBAL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam
Incidentally, this thought-provoking "software program" was forwarded by my best friend, Sandra some days ago. It's also a good laugh. Enjoy!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, NO MONEY 3.0 and FOTBAL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam
8 comments:
Let this software OlDwiFe1 let you in on some secrets:
Husband V.1 is very slow and cannot be improved.
Only Holyspirit V.10 can upgrade it.
Use ChildrenV5 as they can give you a lot of support in running Husband V.1
Husband V.1 also can lose memory any time. So be warned. There is no warranty also.
I am laughing !! Thanks.
:D Looks like Husband V.1 has given many too high expectation when in reality it's vulnerable to virus attack.
hahaha, good one!
how r u, Yan? i caught your comments to Jomel re your close shave, thank God for His protection. pl take care, n be on your guard agt other such attempts. safe travels for u now as u zip here n there, god bless n i hope u can unwind some from your v hectic schedules when u eventually get back to home, sweet home... to your loving n supportive husband n Chris.
nice new layout with that lovely family pix :)
Haha!! That's a good one. Now I must go look for those programs recommended!!
Hi Yan, ha ha, love this.
Glad you have a nice sense of humour.
Stay happy and keep a song in your heart, best regards, Lee.
Hey. I don't normally leave comments, but I just wanted to say thanks for the great information. I have a blog too, though
I don't write as good as you do, but if you want to check it out here it is. Thanks again and have a great day!
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2 mantras to live by & that have stood the test of time:
1) the grass is greener on the other side;
2) old is gold.
Excellent. Very fun...much truth.
Hope your life is full of blessings.
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