I have moved to a new home. A home too far for my eldest brother to pick me up for Sunday Worship Service.
I have yet to find another church ... So, I missed the Easter Service yesterday...
Will this happen? Just for a laugh!
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
I have yet to find another church ... So, I missed the Easter Service yesterday...
Will this happen? Just for a laugh!
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
2 comments:
Good this lady knows her Bible better than the Pastor!!! Hahahahaha
sarawakiana,
not necessarily so. the pastor wrote the verse there & then while she had some time to ponder on her reply。 but i have to say that coversing with bible verses interspersed gives credibility & substance to the communication!
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